![]() "Hmm, seems brighter than I thought it would be." Guru stated as he looked around. Which was going great until a fat green alien began to materialize beside them like the Doctor's Tardis. It was a beautiful day in Ponyville and Twilight and her friends had decided to have lunch in the town circle. "Yea, the longer you stick around here the less you'll question these things." Nail assured him. Suddenly the Guru faded out of existence and left Nail and a shocked Dende behind. "I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!" The Guru replied with a bold look and then thought for a moment. "With all due respect sir, isn't that a little girls show and wouldn't that be a grievous misuse of the Dragon Balls powers?" "Nail, gather the Dragon Balls I've decided to go to Equestria to meet the characters of a T.V show I love to watch." Nail arrived in front of the Guru, "What is it lord Guru?" Nail had just returned from killing birds and heard the call for him, "What is it lord Guru!" he yelled from outside. The Guru was silent for a moment, "See! This is why we need T.V!.But no matter, I'm going to seriously fuck with Nail first." The Guru shifted his voice towards the door. "I've decided to write a fanfiction about My Little Pony and when its done I'll post it to ." ".I don't understand." Dende replied as he took one step back. The Guru thought for a moment then had a brilliant idea. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't help with that." "Dende! I am extreeeeemly bored!" said the Guru. He had already sent Nail on his daily ass kicking of random birds and Dende had stopped by to visit the Guru.Lord knows why. It was a regular day on Namek before Frieza blew it up and Guru was more bored than usual.
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